Thursday, 18 December 2014

Ch-ch-changes

Dear Diary,

Good morning Diary! Ahhh! L'amour. My cousin Luke once said, "Mad pussy is better than no pussy." To which he ended up with this cRaZy stalker of a girlfriend, who he wished he never became involved with. There is this girl (19) who has fancied me for a while, and last night I happened to pass her and Uncle Paul in the street. We went back to mine, and the rest, as they say, is history. My last girlfriend was forty odd and cRaZy, my current girlfriend is in-fact a mEnTaLiSt, but she's twenty years my junior, and a score of years younger than my last partner. As far as I can see this is a result, and makes a change from living alone. Ahhhh l'amour.

I managed to get that TMA in on time, and am currently writing the next one (Aesop's Fables - which I simply adore).

My girlfriend is due back in the nut house any time soon (she is quite literally certifiable, but has a great figure and is quite highly sexed). All round this is a result. It's pretty cool actually, having a burd after such a long time alone. I may even buy her some flowers, or cook her breakfast in bed, or bake her a cake with a nail-file in so she can break out of the nut ward. In any case, she's strapped up and doped up pretty soon, which leaves me free to do my assignment. Groovy.

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