Thursday, 19 November 2015

Fourth time's the charm

Dear Diary,

OMG OMG OMG Oh, my giddy aunt! Here marks the turning point, the greatest day in my miserable and unkempt life/subsistence in poverty. Oh! This is better than sleeping with Elise or going to wild parties with Naked Boy Maxime! This is better than that jacuzzi party! This is an even greater feeling than ending Iggy Pop's "I wanna be your dog" only to see the drum-kit explode and a drunk Maxime writhing around on the floor clad only in his very long hair at the Drum and Bar for Janick a couple of years back! Wow! You will never guess what happened. Oh my goodness oh! I can barely even bring myself to mention it. The entire time I have been contemplating shame, sorrow, grief, pain, work, study, lovelorn poetry, Latin philosophers, everything, it all accumulated to this point here. A victory not unlike Domitian's (without the bribery). Oh! Oh! Oh my goodness grief!

I PASSED MY ADVANCED CLASSICAL LATIN MODULE!

*jumps for sky* Oh! Oh! Oh! This is unbelievable! In your face evil twin brother! Have that Nicholas! Ha ha!

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