Saturday, 5 March 2016

A life less ordinary

Ever Dearest Diary,

Today was tutorial day, my favourite day of the month. The good Doctor was most helpful indeed in steering his flock towards greater understanding and better grades. It was a delight to attend tutorials, even if I did miss my new-found friend Brian, another excellent classicist and scholar.

In other news, life has been significantly more than just a little bit topsy-turvy of late. I had a near-miss eviction, made plans to emigrate, but most of all, I fell in love. The fair maiden in question is something of a wild-flower, just beginning to wilt, and has both a fine pair of breasts, and a lovely bottom (she also holds a degree in archaeology, which I find most becoming). Alas, it did not end well at all. This was mainly because she still wanted to be with her boyfriend and me at the same time. Neither the other suitor, nor myself wished this to be so, but the fair lady wanted to "have her cake and eat it". Both cakes. It did not help that when he arrived home from work was precisely the same time I had to go to work. Although worn out, I was sure she would get "back on her knees in no time". It must have been exhausting for her.

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