Sunday, 13 March 2022

News presenters (muses)

Dear Diary,

They say that the mind is the most erogenous zone, and this may well be true. I've always had a thing for news presenters (more Jan Ravens types, the wry satire of them rather than the presenters themselves). For my sins (for one should not undress a lady with one's eyes) I always had a 'thing' for Fiona Bruce, though my little brother thinks she looks like a man.

Recently however, I have been trying to decide who is sexier: Sandra Gathmann from Al'Jazeera or Yalda Hakim from the BBC. On the one hand, I could not help but notice that the round and sly (and indeed most well endowed) Sandra Gathmann was married, for in one episode of her show Start Here she wore a wedding ring. It comes as no suprise that such a fine and voluptuous woman is spoken for. (There is no way of confirming this, for this fair and delicate reporter has no Wikipedia page, currently). On the other hand, you have the absolutely beautiful Yalda Hakim. She does have a Wikipedia page. She's like a cuddly Arabic teddy-bear. Chic. Refined. Well educated. Both are first rate. Yet who is sexier?

Is Sandra Gathmann Jewish, American, Arabic? (She's evidently from Qatar.). Likewise, is Yalda Hakim Arabic, a Kiwi or from Australia? The answer is that she is from the place which even Alexander the Great had trouble conquering. Where Sandra is a wife and a mother, round and sly, Yalda is slim, demure, chic and really quite attractive. Sandra has those baby browns, those enchanting eyes of a mother of the East. Yet Yalda has those cold ice blue-grey orbs of radiance which disarm any man at twenty paces. In essence, it is difficult to know who is sexier. Sandra has the curves, the American accent and is well endowed. Likewise, Yalda is perfectly formed, well educated, eloquent, slim. It is impossible to know who is fairer. Both are gifted with sublime qualities. I should not be musing over news presenters, but it is a fact that both are extremely beautiful.

Max.

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